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Stories we never read as kids Part 3
Posted by Lyrad on 12:30 AM
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Stories we never read as kids Part 2
Posted by Lyrad on 12:25 AM
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Stories we never read as kids Part 1
Posted by Lyrad on 12:20 AM
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Bravery ...
Posted by Lyrad on 12:05 AM
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Banned from WalMart
Posted by Lyrad on 12:02 AM
Will Ferrell answers questions from fans
Posted by Lyrad on 2:25 PM
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911 is for emergencies, idiots!
Posted by Lyrad on 10:07 PM
Top five 911 abuses:5) 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez called 911 to complain that a slot machine at the stole his money at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Florida stole his money. He called again when police did not show up.
4) Cheveon Alonzo Ford, 21, was arrested and charged with making obscene and harassing telephone calls. He called 911 to harass female operators because, he told police, "I have no minutes on my phone and 911 is a free call!" He had made 300 calls.
3)Caller: I have a son that's a policeman in Bent Luke's metropolitan Missouri.
Operator: What did you need ma'am?
Caller: I need to let him know I'm on my way home from Colorado.
2)Some lady calls 911 and complains that Burger King messed up her cheeseburger order. She wants them to bring the police down to "protect" her. Amazing.
1) 911: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
911: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
911: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
911: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.