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Crazy, wierd, or just plain fun. But certainly not safe for work!
Bugs Bunny's dick
Posted by Lyrad on 12:30 AM
I was watching some very old cartoons merged onto DVD and I thought I saw something so I slowed it down and I played the words right when his penis comes out "I'm just an angel in disguise." Perfect! Labels: adult, cartoon, funny, video
Spidey let himself go
Posted by Lyrad on 12:25 AM
Do you think the designer is overcompensating for something ...
Posted by Lyrad on 12:22 AM
Darth Vader ain't so bad
Posted by Lyrad on 12:01 AM
This is going to be messy
Posted by Lyrad on 12:51 AM
Uncle Globey and his Friends
Posted by Lyrad on 12:02 AM
Times they are a-changin'. Maybe children's programs need to change too!Labels: cartoon, funny, parody, video
Who knew censorship could be so much fun!
Posted by Lyrad on 12:00 AM
Labels: exposed, music, strippers, video
UPS driver gets special, final delivery
Posted by Lyrad on 2:28 AM
Jeff Hornagold loved being a UPS driver.So when the suburban Chicago man died this week of lung cancer, longtime co-worker Michael McGowan agreed to take him on one last delivery.
McGowan transported Hornagold's body from Davenport Family Funeral Home to Saturday's funeral services in his UPS truck.
McGowan says he plans to keep a picture of Hornagold in his truck until he retires so that they can keep riding together.
Hornagold was a UPS driver for 20 years, and his wife Judy Hornagold described him as "just the happiest UPS man alive."
She says the special delivery was the perfect tribute.
Labels: news
Goodnight, Bush!
Posted by Lyrad on 12:44 AM
The New York Times bestseller GoodNight Bush
is a hilarious and poignant requiem for the Bush administration. This bedtime story lets us laugh at—and finally say goodnight to—the disaster of the last eight years.On the first page we see the President tucked in bed in a room with the same bright colors as perennial children's book “Goodnight Moon.” He is smiling, but all around him are things that should give him pause: In the fireplace burn the ballots from the 2000 election; a small figure of bin Laden replaces the little mouse as it scurries unnoticed about the room; the President’s pajamas are the combat costume in which he claimed victory in Iraq; on his bedside table is the children’s book “My Pet Goat.”
Parodies fill each picture: a pull-toy of Colin Powell gets crushed under Cheney’s rocker and a picture of an Abu Ghraib torture scene sits on the bedside table.
You may not want to read this to your kids (it will scare the Bajeebus out of them) but you'll get a good laugh every time you or your friends pick it up.
Ooops!
Posted by Lyrad on 11:41 PM
For your next big poker night
Posted by Lyrad on 5:08 PM
These professional grade, poker size playing cards take a peek into the dark corners of the Grand Ole Party. Featuring a plethora of politicians who got caught playing pitcher for the wrong team, allegedly.
The card makers promise they are neither homophobic nor anti-Republican. "We just hate hypocrites." You can find them at GayRepublicanCards.com
Making War More Eco-Friendly
Posted by Lyrad on 4:16 PM
Panelists discuss ways to wage a greener war in Iraq, such as driving biodegradable tanks and shocking detainees' testicles with wind power.Batman Review!
Posted by Lyrad on 3:51 PM
Don't try this at home or work!
Posted by Lyrad on 2:49 AM
4 banned commercials
Posted by Lyrad on 2:46 AM
Labels: banned, commercial, funny, video
Man killed by electric wee
Posted by Lyrad on 12:48 AM
A Polish tourist has died after being electrocuted when he urinated on a railway track at a busy London station.The 41-year-old died at about 5.20pm on July 12 at Vauxhall Station in the south of the capital, British Transport Police said.
A spokesman confirmed that he had walked on to the track at platform 1 where he was electrocuted.
According to the Sun, the man was in Britain in an attempt to improve his English. His family are said to be devastated at the married teacher's death.
The newspaper reports that there are no public toilets at the station, although there are facilities in a nearby bus station.
A London Ambulance Service spokesperson said two ambulances arrived at the station after being alerted to the incident but the man died at the scene.
Network Rail says in excess of 60 people die on railway lines, of which about 40% are electrified, each year.
Labels: news
How would you react if you saw this?
Posted by Lyrad on 1:19 AM
Labels: commercial, funny
Time for a little revenge ...
Posted by Lyrad on 12:02 AM
1. Revenge on a dirty roommate - using a hairdryer blow flour or powder under their door to give everything an awesome white coat...2. When your roommate goes away, water his/her carpet and sow mustard and cress seeds for a lush shag pile...
3. Revenge on a neighbor - replace weed killer with plant food - they'll curse their green fingers...
4. Float unwrapped chocolate bars and toilet paper in your neighbor's pool...
5. Fill your coworker's umbrella or coat hood with confetti for a sudden snow storm ...
6. Take your soon-to-be ex-boyfriend's clubbing clothes and use an ultraviolet pen to write funny sayings. When he goes dancing your "secret" message will shared with all the girls in the club ...
7. Revenge on golfers - put dog poo in the golf holes...
Labels: funny
Strange birth control options
Posted by Lyrad on 12:01 AM
Sex experts Erica Orloff and JoAnn Baker say the idea for the I.U.D. was originated by Arabian camel herders who discovered sticking a stone in a female camel's genitalia would keep them from getting pregnant.Other cultures with bizarre birth control methods include ancient China, where the women terminated pregnancy by drinking hot mercury the day after sex and ancient Persia, where the ladies used sea sponges soaked in alcohol as primitive contraceptive sponges.
Banned: Cannabis commercial
Posted by Lyrad on 12:01 AM
Fine, it's a public service announcement ... but it's still funny as hell.Labels: banned, commercial, funny
Squirrel Fishing
Posted by Lyrad on 12:45 AM
Labels: banzai, funny, parody, video
What? Are they just there for decoration?
Posted by Lyrad on 2:18 AM
If attacked by an alligator ...
Posted by Lyrad on 2:16 AM
Let the race to be President begin
Posted by Lyrad on 2:06 AM
A catchy little tune about the upcoming presidential race ...Send a JibJab Sendables® eCard Today!
Everybody farts! (Yes, even you!)
Posted by Lyrad on 12:16 AM
The Pond Inc. is selling a wonderful product called "Subtle Butt", a fart neutralizer. Made out of a carbon fabric pad, the small square adheres to the inside of your underwear with two self-adhesive strips. The filter neutralizes the odor as it passes through, allowing you to eat all the chili you want without ruining your dating life.Microwavable S'Mores Maker
Posted by Lyrad on 12:15 AM
It's a crime that more people have never experienced an authentic S'More. So the good people (or evil people, you never know these days) at Progressive International have created the Microwavable S'Mores Maker. Just fill the base with water, stack your smores, lower the arms, and microwave for approximately 30 seconds. The graham crackers, marshmallows, and chocolate will heat quickly and evenly while the arms hold everything in place. Crazy!Labels: gadgets
Oh, labels
Posted by Lyrad on 12:09 AM
They ran out of balloons!
Posted by Lyrad on 12:44 AM
Clowns can do amazing things with a couple colored balloons...
Pokemon: banned episode
Posted by Lyrad on 12:31 AM
For those of you not familiar with Pokemon, it is probably one of the biggest cartoon franchises of the new century. It's been westernized and anglicized for all our kiddies, but a few episodes have NOT made it our way. I'll track down a few more of them if I can, but this is one of my favorites.In this scene James, a male character, enters a female bikini contest. And somehow he's sporting very realistic (in a cartoon sense) boobs!
Advice for actors
Posted by Lyrad on 12:01 AM
Too funny by half! I can think of several actors who could use this advice!Jewel Quest - for time wasters like you (and me!)
Posted by Lyrad on 12:01 AM
Labels: game
Adam Sandler's big "secret"
Posted by Lyrad on 12:01 AM
For the man who has everything
Posted by Lyrad on 1:25 AM
It's a belt. It's a bottle opener. What more could a man need?
One way to get their attention
Posted by Lyrad on 1:14 AM
I came across this image of a news slipping that I couldn't resist sharing. I have no idea where it was printed so unfortunately I cannot give credit where credit is due.
Under Barack Obama
Posted by Lyrad on 12:01 AM
What the "rivalry" between Obama and Clinton was really hiding:Labels: commercial, MadTV, music, parody, video
What everyman dreams of ...
Posted by Lyrad on 3:01 AM
Mmmm-mmmmm. Nothing better than a blowjob with lots of teeth ... Tic Tac Toe
Posted by Lyrad on 12:12 AM
Pee shy?
Posted by Lyrad on 3:16 AM
Sometimes the pressure to perform can be too much to handle ...It comes so naturally for some guys
Posted by Lyrad on 3:15 AM
Going a little potty?
Posted by Lyrad on 3:01 AM
Waking up to this would make anyone start peeing the bed again.
Seems about right.
You'd never need to pull off to the side of the road again.
You KNOW a woman invented this!Tables beware
Posted by Lyrad on 9:08 AM
Furniture everywhere can breathe a sigh of relief. Art Price Jr., 40, was sentenced to six months in county jail by an Ohio court after pleading no contest to two counts of public indecency. He had been arrested by the Bellevue Police on March 20 after he was caught "having relations" with a metal table.Price, who has a history of sexual offenses, will also undergo psychiatric treatment and pay a fine of $1,500.
As for the table, it now collapses every time it hears a zipper. (from BananaGuide.com)
Biohazard Suit with Built-In Toilet
Posted by Lyrad on 4:35 AM
Biohazard Suit with Built-In ToiletU.S. Patent 6920646, Human waste management suit, by Caleb Clark Crye, Gregg M. Thompson, and Eric Owen Fehlberg. Issued Jul 26, 2005.
Problem: You got to wear a biohazard suit to protect against biological or chemical weapons ... but as soon as you put it on, you really gotta go!
Solution: A biohazard suit with a built-in toilet! Just squat a little bit and go.
Bonus: Hazardous fumes are sealed inside the suit, thus preventing embarrassing smell from adding extra stress to an already strenuous situation.
Potential Complications: How do you wipe?
See more great anti-terrorism patents at: http://www.neatorama.com
Labels: funny
Hedgehogs going extinct?
Posted by Lyrad on 3:13 AM
This may explain why there ain't too many baby hedgehogs around...
Labels: funny
Ignorance is bliss
Posted by Lyrad on 3:01 AM
Labels: commercial, funny
Oh Mini Me!
Posted by Lyrad on 12:04 AM
Verne Troyer's ex-girlfriend, Ranae Shrider, admitted in court that she okayed a celebrity website to show small bits of her sex tape with the 2-ft 6-in star (who some of you may remember as Mini Me from the Austin Powers movies).Troyer is suing a porn distributor to halt a release of the video. He is seeking 20 million dollars in damages.
Guess rumors about a "third leg" were greatly exagerated, otherwise he would have uploaded the video onto YouTube!
When stain glass windows go wrong.
Posted by Lyrad on 9:10 PM
Potty mouth reporter
Posted by Lyrad on 4:24 PM
Is it just us or is he really not enjoying country life?